Trying to achieve a perfect seduction? Before you visit the adult shops, max your credit card at the shops on Saturday and book that expensive restaurant, try these simple ideas:

“Let’s get it over with then.”
Instead animate the team with something like:
“Hey you guys, let get to it!”

So you’ve done all that and still the girls aren’t dropping at your feet. My secret? ‘Perfect Seduction’ – not only does it cost less than an expensive date, it’ll get your from pre dinner drinks to ‘wanna come upstairs’ in no time, allowing you to skip dinner altogether – now that’s a saving!

When is divorce necessary? When differences become irreconcilable of course. When else? Factors leading to divorce could be tiny things, like leaving toenail clippings in the bath, dirty socks in the bedroom or even snoring. Hardly earth shattering stuff, but to a once loving couple, these little trivialities can quickly escalate into a daily nightmare. Eventually, one or other of the partners is going to blow a fuse. After all, people are only human.

There are major factors leading to divorce as well, such as repeated drunkenness, violent outbursts, and chronic addiction to gambling. In these enlightened days where the credit crunch stings and purchase of both fuel and food require a second mortgage, the financial difficulty may also lead down the slippery garden path towards divorce. It is after all, a rich man’s world.

Then of course, that age-old problem called infidelity, is probably one of the biggest factors to couples parting the ways. Naturally, when one or both parties are not really at peace with each other, it’s only to be expected that they should seek solace in the company of another. After all, people are only human. “To err is to be human,” said Dr Johnson. He’s dead right!

Ah yes, kids, that’s often where the trouble escalates. Let’s face it when little baby Harry howls his socks off at 2.30am and the entire neighbourhood is alerted to this fact, tension runs high. After all, a bread-winner needs his sleep otherwise he no longer functions properly at work. So that’s another irritating little factor to shovel onto the heap of marital dissent.

But wait, divorce brings prosperity to the many solicitors and legal advisors, eager to dispense divorce litigation. Without divorce, scores of well-meaning, industrious and useful barristers, judges and court officials would end up becoming unemployed. Yes, divorce is definitely a necessary evil, for the good of all humanity.

It doesn’t have to be expensive though – you can even DIY your own divorce these days using documents and forms from the Internet. Why not the indispensible divorce and separation guide from DragonCub.com and allow divorce to be de-mystified right before your eyes.